DUNG WAY TO THE TOP
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,"sighed the turkey,
"but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he managed to reach the second branch.
Finally, after the foruth night, there he proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon, he was spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Management lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Monday, July 04, 2005
Saturday, July 02, 2005
HOW NOT TO EARN $1000
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife steps out of it.
The door bells ring.
After a few seconds of arguing over who should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the neighbour.
Bob says,"I'll give you $1000 to drop that towel that you have on."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel.
Bob then hands her $1000 and leaves.
Confused but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps herself in the towel again and goes back to the bathroom.
Her husband asks, "Who was that?"
She replies:"Bob from the next door."
"Great,"the husband says."Did he say anything about the $1000 he owes me?"
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife steps out of it.
The door bells ring.
After a few seconds of arguing over who should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the neighbour.
Bob says,"I'll give you $1000 to drop that towel that you have on."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel.
Bob then hands her $1000 and leaves.
Confused but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps herself in the towel again and goes back to the bathroom.
Her husband asks, "Who was that?"
She replies:"Bob from the next door."
"Great,"the husband says."Did he say anything about the $1000 he owes me?"
Thursday, June 30, 2005
Yesterday i went to SAF Under-16 training.
It is not because that i wanted to join, but i was being forced instead.
It is not because that i wanted to join, but i was being forced instead.
so, off i go to Khatib instead of the supposed-to-be Chua Chu Kang Stadium.
It is an army camp there and the rules are simple but strict.
A slightest mistake will cost your life. haha.
i was told not to wear slippers and should tuck in my shirt all the time:
and this make me realise something...
army camp is just like any singapore schools.
A slightest mistake will cost your life. haha.
i was told not to wear slippers and should tuck in my shirt all the time:
and this make me realise something...
army camp is just like any singapore schools.
Fast Forward: I had an enjoyable time there especially with the light training,
and of course tiring.
I had a pain niggling on my right knee.
So i did not enjoy much of the 2-a-side matches since they all played at a very high momentum and made me to run alot. aduh.
After 4 months of mental training rather than physical training,
my playing was very karat as an overall.
at least these sort of trainings put some WD-40 to my karat joints.
and of course tiring.
I had a pain niggling on my right knee.
So i did not enjoy much of the 2-a-side matches since they all played at a very high momentum and made me to run alot. aduh.
After 4 months of mental training rather than physical training,
my playing was very karat as an overall.
at least these sort of trainings put some WD-40 to my karat joints.
And these things taught me something useful too.
You have to be a very disciplined person and committed in whatever you do.
If not, you will end up like me.
Reach home at 9pm and managed to do only 1 pathetic question from my homework.
huhu.
Reach home at 9pm and managed to do only 1 pathetic question from my homework.
huhu.
Saturday, June 18, 2005
PESTA PERDANA 8 WAS AN EVENT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR A LONG TIME!!
hai.. wat a great night to remember..
i can't believe my own ears man.
Jasmani Basri won the Best Actor Award??
huhu.. i guess many of u would disagree.
oh.. m i wrong??
haha.. watever happen pon, im extremely happy for my father.
he was indeed surprised man.
u can tell from his reaction rite?.. huhu, like holding his tears liddat.
haha.
but wat surprised me was tat he talked very spontaneous n fluent man.
haha.. i dun think i can do the same if i were him.
so, u wan me to tell u'll the whole experience of mine there at the Riltz Carlton Hotel.
ok. here it goes...
6.07pm
we reached at the lobby of the hotel where we accidentally met one of the executive committee of the organiser. she told us tat we entered the wrong side of the building n brought us thru from the backstage. haha. so. i did managed to see the behind- the- scene activities there.
we entered the hall where the dinner buffet was held without goin thru the main entrance, in which we should handed our tickets. So, i act clever n hid the tickets ah.. haha.
6.30pm
around tis time, many artists n media had already arrived. so i thought, "wah!!.. first time ah i arrived early den the others.."haha. we stand at the side where the desserts was being placed. i didnt ate much since i did not know how to use the spoon n fork. haha. paiseh dok. everyone look grand, but look like mat motor instead. luckily i oso realised tat Fuad ( the Anugerah 04 runner- up) oso dressed up like me.. haha. so not tat paiseh ah.
6.45-8.00pm
we had our dinner, standing. no chairs around man. wat kind of hotel is tis. 6 star somemore. haha.. nolah, im not complaining. my mother was the one hu kept complaining.
btw, i saw many artist u noe. got Aaron Aziz, Khairudin Sharom, Khairuddin Samsuddin, Sharon Ismail, Erra Farida, Suhaimi Yusof, Dalina, TrpleNOizen Jai n many more lah.. very uncountable one. i walked around all these artist were juz like beside me talkin n i act as if im one of them.. haha. On the other had, my brother, Khai n sis, Lydia were like running around to take pictures with them.
in first place, i tried not to take pics with them lah.. budden to desperate ah. i oso tumpang glamour ah. i did managed to take some photos with some well-known artists...
8.20pm
tis time is went we finally entered the ballroom where the show was held. exactly at 8.30pm.. the show started. Those who watched will say tat this event was a success rite??.. yeah. i agree. i enjoyed it very much.
but ah, the but part i enjoyed the most is when during the break. they gave us 10 minutes to go to the gents. so, i went with my brother. u noe wat i saw in the toilet??
classic man.
most of the artists were also relieving themselves. haha. i dun wan to mention names here. confidential lah of coz.
i oso enjoyed the partnership of erra Farida n Kumar. they both jokers man. haha. i nearly rolled off from chair. haha.
there were also many surprises seh for this year's awards.
Aaron Aziz won the Best Comedian Award??..
i dun think he is a joker man.. maybe can lah to a certain extent.
but bcoz of his gelek-gelek which make him won.
funny man.
but i thought between Suhami or Alias Kadir to win.
Ironically, Suhaimi n Alias Kadir did not win any award yesterday night.
ish3.. i pity for both of them.
Ouh yar, went my father's name was announced for the Best Actor Award, do u see Azhar Nur Lesta's reaction??.. haha. indeed he wans my father to win cause he was considered my father's best fren in this drama industry. cheba!..
i was of coz bangga ah when my father did announced my name. 1 second of glamour. haha.
when the show finally ended, we went outside to the hallway for refreshments. b4 i could talk to my father, he kena attacked by papparazzi.. haha. yalar. everyone wans to interview him. Suria, Channel 5, Manja, Berita Harian n some others unknown medias.
Cheryl Tan, our Miss Singapore 05, was oso present. she got notcied me u noe. haha.. yeah!.. Mrs Wendy ( Fandi Ahmad's wife) were oso there. but wasted ah i nvr get to take photos with them. huhu.
b4 we left, we took some photos with some of the artists. n oso osome photos of myself. haha.
we finally reached home around 12.30am.. huhh!!.. wat a day..
tats all guyz.. selmatz.. (",)
i can't believe my own ears man.
Jasmani Basri won the Best Actor Award??
huhu.. i guess many of u would disagree.
oh.. m i wrong??
haha.. watever happen pon, im extremely happy for my father.
he was indeed surprised man.
u can tell from his reaction rite?.. huhu, like holding his tears liddat.
haha.
but wat surprised me was tat he talked very spontaneous n fluent man.
haha.. i dun think i can do the same if i were him.
so, u wan me to tell u'll the whole experience of mine there at the Riltz Carlton Hotel.
ok. here it goes...
6.07pm
we reached at the lobby of the hotel where we accidentally met one of the executive committee of the organiser. she told us tat we entered the wrong side of the building n brought us thru from the backstage. haha. so. i did managed to see the behind- the- scene activities there.
we entered the hall where the dinner buffet was held without goin thru the main entrance, in which we should handed our tickets. So, i act clever n hid the tickets ah.. haha.
6.30pm
around tis time, many artists n media had already arrived. so i thought, "wah!!.. first time ah i arrived early den the others.."haha. we stand at the side where the desserts was being placed. i didnt ate much since i did not know how to use the spoon n fork. haha. paiseh dok. everyone look grand, but look like mat motor instead. luckily i oso realised tat Fuad ( the Anugerah 04 runner- up) oso dressed up like me.. haha. so not tat paiseh ah.
6.45-8.00pm
we had our dinner, standing. no chairs around man. wat kind of hotel is tis. 6 star somemore. haha.. nolah, im not complaining. my mother was the one hu kept complaining.
btw, i saw many artist u noe. got Aaron Aziz, Khairudin Sharom, Khairuddin Samsuddin, Sharon Ismail, Erra Farida, Suhaimi Yusof, Dalina, TrpleNOizen Jai n many more lah.. very uncountable one. i walked around all these artist were juz like beside me talkin n i act as if im one of them.. haha. On the other had, my brother, Khai n sis, Lydia were like running around to take pictures with them.
in first place, i tried not to take pics with them lah.. budden to desperate ah. i oso tumpang glamour ah. i did managed to take some photos with some well-known artists...
8.20pm
tis time is went we finally entered the ballroom where the show was held. exactly at 8.30pm.. the show started. Those who watched will say tat this event was a success rite??.. yeah. i agree. i enjoyed it very much.
but ah, the but part i enjoyed the most is when during the break. they gave us 10 minutes to go to the gents. so, i went with my brother. u noe wat i saw in the toilet??
classic man.
most of the artists were also relieving themselves. haha. i dun wan to mention names here. confidential lah of coz.
i oso enjoyed the partnership of erra Farida n Kumar. they both jokers man. haha. i nearly rolled off from chair. haha.
there were also many surprises seh for this year's awards.
Aaron Aziz won the Best Comedian Award??..
i dun think he is a joker man.. maybe can lah to a certain extent.
but bcoz of his gelek-gelek which make him won.
funny man.
but i thought between Suhami or Alias Kadir to win.
Ironically, Suhaimi n Alias Kadir did not win any award yesterday night.
ish3.. i pity for both of them.
Ouh yar, went my father's name was announced for the Best Actor Award, do u see Azhar Nur Lesta's reaction??.. haha. indeed he wans my father to win cause he was considered my father's best fren in this drama industry. cheba!..
i was of coz bangga ah when my father did announced my name. 1 second of glamour. haha.
when the show finally ended, we went outside to the hallway for refreshments. b4 i could talk to my father, he kena attacked by papparazzi.. haha. yalar. everyone wans to interview him. Suria, Channel 5, Manja, Berita Harian n some others unknown medias.
Cheryl Tan, our Miss Singapore 05, was oso present. she got notcied me u noe. haha.. yeah!.. Mrs Wendy ( Fandi Ahmad's wife) were oso there. but wasted ah i nvr get to take photos with them. huhu.
b4 we left, we took some photos with some of the artists. n oso osome photos of myself. haha.
we finally reached home around 12.30am.. huhh!!.. wat a day..
tats all guyz.. selmatz.. (",)
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
OUR CLASS GATHERING AT CDANS ADVENTURE CLUB!!
Yo man.. juz came back from the 3D2N chalet thingy at the CDANS Adventure Club.
4/9 gathering for the first time.
i dun wan to talk much about it.. but but but.. i can show you'll the pics which shows the events during tat 3 days.
yeah. let's take a peek ------------>
1st Day
"ouh.. heaven.." tat might probably wat harris saying
after a gruelling 5 hours of packing n stuffs.. he finally had his rest.
but not me, cause i had a job to do for the rest of the chalet.
which is to become a....
CAMERAMAN a.k.a PAPARAZZI.. haha.
we check-in around 2pm.
most of the time in the afternoon, we took photos n of coz, chilling around.
i played soccer with some of the boys on the gravel undone road.
n wat surprised me tat, most the boys in my class can actually play soccer
n they have the interest u noe. well done!
there was another evidence tat shows their interest in soccer.
which is, they even played Winning Eleven Ole Mix in PS2..
m i influencing them? hoho.
around 6pm we had our dance practice, Salsa dance.
since i was the cameraman, i decided to take some footage of their dances.
but isntead, Zhe Sheng took over me n become a temporary cameran for it,
n i had to dance along.. huhu.
Unfortunately/Fortunately(its up to u to choose), i was partnered with Yiwen.
she kept smacking my forehead for every succesful dance move. huhu. painful.
it ended around 8pm n we had our free hours till 10.30.
it was den we had our activity of the night, Treasure Hunt.
since im one of the committee hu planned the game, i did not play along with them.
but, from wat had been commented, i heard most of them hu played said tat it was interesting.
hahaha.. n of coz tiring too.
That night, i continued to be awake till 5am. i watched numerous movies throughout.
-My self-made movie( the one i had recorded all day long)
-Yamakasi,
-10 mins of Shaolin Soccer( after tat most of them say quality not nice n changed to..
-The 13th Warrior
2nd Day
i woke up 7am n immediately changed up for my nxt activity; play soccer at USS.
(Unity Sec Sch lah..)
tight match dok. first half 1-1.. 2nd half 1-4. haha.
but the 2nd half not counted lah. cause 2 player injured n down to 9 man.
den some rugby players disrupt us.
n i oso play like wat after someone tackled my ankle. aduh.
well, tat activity is not part of the plans of the chalet.
i clever-clever went there just for the fun of it. haha.
i went back straight to my chalet n saw some of my classmates were watching HOt ChIck.
i joined them but halfway thru i slept.
waking up realising them watching Passion of the Christ pulak.
i went around to take some photos too.
me posing with hidayah's spec.
alex showing off his guitar playing skill.
me too. haha.
yongyuan cannot tahan to pee. i manage to caught him on pic. hoho.
Yiwen n gang tiring to sew sumthin i think. haha. 
gil n hidayah tryin to stay apart from each other. b4 i took this pic, they liddat oreadi. wat can i say?? 
haiz. too "sexy"for me to see.
Unfortunately/Fortunately ( choose one), not a single teacher turn up. huhu.
wat telah happen man?
i ate some of the food n spent most of my time videotaping the 'event of the day'.
n oso not to mention play PS2 too. haha.
tat night most of the boys wanted to play Winning Eleven. so we split up n versus each other.
3 boys supporting England, other 3 supports Brazil.
we played counting the goal difference n we lost for this round, including me. huhu.
2-0 to Kamen.
but we bounced back in the 2nd round n i won 2-0 versus kamen. haha. chill.
tat whole night/morning, we had game marathon. i was the last man standing. haha.
sleeping around 6am liddat. n wat impressed me was tat Pipat was not afraid to play
Fatal Frame-Crimson Butterfly. a scary, spine-tingling game.
all of us(me, alex, yangxi, YY, harris) were hamchi to play tat game. haha.
but i did watch it ok. at least better den some of them running back to the room. haha.
3rd day
i woke up around 1oam n we packed immediately for check-out.
In the meantime waiting for my father to fetched me, i took some pictures.
haha. nice man.
harris tryin to artic me. but instead he being killed cause i shot him a picture first. haha. 
this one jannah was the one hu asked me to take pic with her. not me ah. dont blame any-oh-how hor.
pipat with his rare cool pose. i mean VERY rare.
one by one, everyone wan to take photo with me. haha. 
jannah gave harris a tight slap for a job well done. huhu.
kungfu fighting between harris n zhe sheng. stylo.
my fav shot. our 4/9 soccer team. but onli 8 players ah. the rest kena free transfer. n for gil, he acted as our class coach. cheba!.
n tis one. the rest of my classmates who slept for the whole 3 days of the chalet.
4/9 gathering for the first time.
i dun wan to talk much about it.. but but but.. i can show you'll the pics which shows the events during tat 3 days.
yeah. let's take a peek ------------>
1st Day
"ouh.. heaven.." tat might probably wat harris saying
after a gruelling 5 hours of packing n stuffs.. he finally had his rest.
but not me, cause i had a job to do for the rest of the chalet.
which is to become a....
CAMERAMAN a.k.a PAPARAZZI.. haha.
we check-in around 2pm.
most of the time in the afternoon, we took photos n of coz, chilling around.
i played soccer with some of the boys on the gravel undone road.
n wat surprised me tat, most the boys in my class can actually play soccer
n they have the interest u noe. well done!
there was another evidence tat shows their interest in soccer.
which is, they even played Winning Eleven Ole Mix in PS2..
m i influencing them? hoho.
around 6pm we had our dance practice, Salsa dance.
since i was the cameraman, i decided to take some footage of their dances.
but isntead, Zhe Sheng took over me n become a temporary cameran for it,
n i had to dance along.. huhu.
Unfortunately/Fortunately(its up to u to choose), i was partnered with Yiwen.
she kept smacking my forehead for every succesful dance move. huhu. painful.
it ended around 8pm n we had our free hours till 10.30.
it was den we had our activity of the night, Treasure Hunt.
since im one of the committee hu planned the game, i did not play along with them.
but, from wat had been commented, i heard most of them hu played said tat it was interesting.
hahaha.. n of coz tiring too.
That night, i continued to be awake till 5am. i watched numerous movies throughout.
-My self-made movie( the one i had recorded all day long)
-Yamakasi,
-10 mins of Shaolin Soccer( after tat most of them say quality not nice n changed to..
-The 13th Warrior
2nd Day
i woke up 7am n immediately changed up for my nxt activity; play soccer at USS.
(Unity Sec Sch lah..)
tight match dok. first half 1-1.. 2nd half 1-4. haha.
but the 2nd half not counted lah. cause 2 player injured n down to 9 man.
den some rugby players disrupt us.
n i oso play like wat after someone tackled my ankle. aduh.
well, tat activity is not part of the plans of the chalet.
i clever-clever went there just for the fun of it. haha.
i went back straight to my chalet n saw some of my classmates were watching HOt ChIck.
i joined them but halfway thru i slept.
waking up realising them watching Passion of the Christ pulak.
i went around to take some photos too.
me posing with hidayah's spec.
alex showing off his guitar playing skill.
me too. haha.
yongyuan cannot tahan to pee. i manage to caught him on pic. hoho.
haiz. too "sexy"for me to see.
Unfortunately/Fortunately ( choose one), not a single teacher turn up. huhu.
wat telah happen man?
i ate some of the food n spent most of my time videotaping the 'event of the day'.
n oso not to mention play PS2 too. haha.
tat night most of the boys wanted to play Winning Eleven. so we split up n versus each other.
3 boys supporting England, other 3 supports Brazil.
we played counting the goal difference n we lost for this round, including me. huhu.
2-0 to Kamen.
but we bounced back in the 2nd round n i won 2-0 versus kamen. haha. chill.
tat whole night/morning, we had game marathon. i was the last man standing. haha.
sleeping around 6am liddat. n wat impressed me was tat Pipat was not afraid to play
Fatal Frame-Crimson Butterfly. a scary, spine-tingling game.
all of us(me, alex, yangxi, YY, harris) were hamchi to play tat game. haha.
but i did watch it ok. at least better den some of them running back to the room. haha.
3rd day
i woke up around 1oam n we packed immediately for check-out.
In the meantime waiting for my father to fetched me, i took some pictures.
haha. nice man.
pipat with his rare cool pose. i mean VERY rare.
one by one, everyone wan to take photo with me. haha.
kungfu fighting between harris n zhe sheng. stylo.
my fav shot. our 4/9 soccer team. but onli 8 players ah. the rest kena free transfer.
n tis one. the rest of my classmates who slept for the whole 3 days of the chalet.
Monday, May 30, 2005
well.
MT O level finally over..
huh!
finally man.
rite now juz hoping i can score well for it.
btw, juz now in bus ah.
i was sleeping rather peacefully.
since i had alot of hard-fought soccer matches b4 tat.
skali i heard these loud voices.
thought those lil boys kept screaming for nothing.
but when i opened my eyes,
i saw these two makciks, sitting way apart from each other,
talking to each other very loudly as if dorang punye @!&^% punye bas.
haha.. nolah, im angry with them.
but it was funny man.
everybody was looking at them
huhu.. paiseh2.
den when the bus reached yew tee mrt station,
i was shocked again by a sudden loud clapping sound.
i opened my eyes n there was these two boys laughing at me.
perhaps they were gelak by my reaction.
since i immediately jumped up from my seat.
tgh syiok2 tdor, kacau pulak dua hamba allah nie.
huhu.. paiseh again.
my third paiseh incident was yet to come.
i went down from the bus with this grandmother.
since i had blisters under my feet, i couldn't walk properly.
so.. there she go, overtaking me, like the turtle overtaking the hare.
haiz.
wat a day.
MT O level finally over..
huh!
finally man.
rite now juz hoping i can score well for it.
btw, juz now in bus ah.
i was sleeping rather peacefully.
since i had alot of hard-fought soccer matches b4 tat.
skali i heard these loud voices.
thought those lil boys kept screaming for nothing.
but when i opened my eyes,
i saw these two makciks, sitting way apart from each other,
talking to each other very loudly as if dorang punye @!&^% punye bas.
haha.. nolah, im angry with them.
but it was funny man.
everybody was looking at them
huhu.. paiseh2.
den when the bus reached yew tee mrt station,
i was shocked again by a sudden loud clapping sound.
i opened my eyes n there was these two boys laughing at me.
perhaps they were gelak by my reaction.
since i immediately jumped up from my seat.
tgh syiok2 tdor, kacau pulak dua hamba allah nie.
huhu.. paiseh again.
my third paiseh incident was yet to come.
i went down from the bus with this grandmother.
since i had blisters under my feet, i couldn't walk properly.
so.. there she go, overtaking me, like the turtle overtaking the hare.
haiz.
wat a day.
Saturday, May 28, 2005
huhu..
sorry guys for not updatin my blog.
need to prepare for my O's tis coming monday.
our MT O level paper that is.
hai..
must really study oreadi.
really study u noe.
really really study.
really really really study.
if not ah,
really really die one.
really die one
really u noe.
btw, tat time i did managed to collect my Reebok prizes.
but ah, my team had to collect it in front of the whole ccksians.
huhu.. paiseh dah.
den yesterday, i've got back my madrasah results.
here's how i fair:
*Sirah- 62/100
*Fiqih- 76/100
to be frank, i hardly study them.
but due to tyconess, i scored quite well huh?
hai.. but for O level, which one to choose..
Luck ..OR.. Hard Work?
sorry guys for not updatin my blog.
need to prepare for my O's tis coming monday.
our MT O level paper that is.
hai..
must really study oreadi.
really study u noe.
really really study.
really really really study.
if not ah,
really really die one.
really die one
really u noe.
btw, tat time i did managed to collect my Reebok prizes.
but ah, my team had to collect it in front of the whole ccksians.
huhu.. paiseh dah.
den yesterday, i've got back my madrasah results.
here's how i fair:
*Sirah- 62/100
*Fiqih- 76/100
to be frank, i hardly study them.
but due to tyconess, i scored quite well huh?
hai.. but for O level, which one to choose..
Luck ..OR.. Hard Work?
Thursday, May 26, 2005
u noe about the Big Walk the other dae?
yar, tat one..
my team came in 22nd position.
very surprising man. came late oreadi, budden still achieved such feat.
huhu..
n only 2 teams from CCKSS managed to achieved that this year.
skill ah?
n juz now i didnt follow the rest of my team members to collect the prize.
thought they'll ( the organisers) goin to give pathetic kinda prizes.
but wat do u noe??
they gave us 2 bags n 2 caps of original Reebok!
Fuiyoo!. wasted ah i nvr follow them.
2mr surely im goin to collect it from Harris.
hehehe..
yar, tat one..
my team came in 22nd position.
very surprising man. came late oreadi, budden still achieved such feat.
huhu..
n only 2 teams from CCKSS managed to achieved that this year.
skill ah?
n juz now i didnt follow the rest of my team members to collect the prize.
thought they'll ( the organisers) goin to give pathetic kinda prizes.
but wat do u noe??
they gave us 2 bags n 2 caps of original Reebok!
Fuiyoo!. wasted ah i nvr follow them.
2mr surely im goin to collect it from Harris.
hehehe..
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
Sunday, May 22, 2005
Big Walk Day Special
Let's start with today's event!!..
which ended up nth for me.
I participated in tis year's big walk competition.. in the Man's Junior Category
my sch sent about 8 teams, consist of 4 members each.
my group members; Harris, Hafiz n Ismarian
First complication
We had ourselves to blame as we reached there 30 minutes late. well, actually not. We( my grp members) waited for the others grp members hu were late for the 6am appointment. Surprisingly, my grp is the punctual one. huhu..
2nd complication
When we finally reached there, Harris and me had a terrible time searching for the loo. Kallang Satdium were closed n no toilets were in sight. However, we do see trees which we could aim for. haha.
3rd complication
When finally, after intense searching, we managed to spot toilets. ( the one which can be found when there's a malay wedding.. tat one ah) HOWEVER, there was these endless long queue which i thought i could nvr make it in time. Luckily, for the 2nd time, it took us juz 10 mins onli.. fast huh?.. u noe how? we queued in the queue where mostly r guys.. haha. clever.
4th complication + ( with some advantages)
By the time we were prepared for the ultimate race, we were 30 minutes behind time n the other competitors, i presumed, had at least completed 1/3 of the race. huhu.. however, the determination not to get the last place was still there inside us. BUT ah, we were trapped in the human traffic jam. There were thousands of ppl in front of us we had a tough time to get thru them.
But hey!.. we do get some advantages, thanks to my intelligent suggestion, we run ( instead of walkin) wheh there were no officials in sight. N the best part is that, some of us took shortcuts instead. haha! from 3km walk to 7 km walk.. the 4 km difference covered just in a split second.. Woohoo!
5th complication
my grp members, including me, suffered from severe injuries.. haha. Hafiz n Harris suffered stomachache, n for me!.. i suffered some blisters n backside cramps.. huhu. Painful.
Finale
Well, its not bad afterall.. first, i didnt get anythin from it. Instead, i suffered some injuries. Den my money, due to intensive blanja at Plaza Singapura. we ate chickens at KFC n visited 2 arcade games.. which i chose Maria Sharapova in a tennis video game. nice.
SOOoo... tats it.. tats my Sunday Special!.. Cheers. (",)
Let's start with today's event!!..
which ended up nth for me.
I participated in tis year's big walk competition.. in the Man's Junior Category
my sch sent about 8 teams, consist of 4 members each.
my group members; Harris, Hafiz n Ismarian
First complication
We had ourselves to blame as we reached there 30 minutes late. well, actually not. We( my grp members) waited for the others grp members hu were late for the 6am appointment. Surprisingly, my grp is the punctual one. huhu..
2nd complication
When we finally reached there, Harris and me had a terrible time searching for the loo. Kallang Satdium were closed n no toilets were in sight. However, we do see trees which we could aim for. haha.
3rd complication
When finally, after intense searching, we managed to spot toilets. ( the one which can be found when there's a malay wedding.. tat one ah) HOWEVER, there was these endless long queue which i thought i could nvr make it in time. Luckily, for the 2nd time, it took us juz 10 mins onli.. fast huh?.. u noe how? we queued in the queue where mostly r guys.. haha. clever.
4th complication + ( with some advantages)
By the time we were prepared for the ultimate race, we were 30 minutes behind time n the other competitors, i presumed, had at least completed 1/3 of the race. huhu.. however, the determination not to get the last place was still there inside us. BUT ah, we were trapped in the human traffic jam. There were thousands of ppl in front of us we had a tough time to get thru them.
But hey!.. we do get some advantages, thanks to my intelligent suggestion, we run ( instead of walkin) wheh there were no officials in sight. N the best part is that, some of us took shortcuts instead. haha! from 3km walk to 7 km walk.. the 4 km difference covered just in a split second.. Woohoo!
5th complication
my grp members, including me, suffered from severe injuries.. haha. Hafiz n Harris suffered stomachache, n for me!.. i suffered some blisters n backside cramps.. huhu. Painful.
Finale
Well, its not bad afterall.. first, i didnt get anythin from it. Instead, i suffered some injuries. Den my money, due to intensive blanja at Plaza Singapura. we ate chickens at KFC n visited 2 arcade games.. which i chose Maria Sharapova in a tennis video game. nice.
SOOoo... tats it.. tats my Sunday Special!.. Cheers. (",)
Thursday, May 19, 2005
yeah,
Eng just now.
luckily can do man.
Thought wanted to bout the title i suggested yesterday,
but came out to be different.
i wrote bout the place of interest in Singapore,
n i talk about the Singapore River. huhu.. no idea man,
but i finish it though. 3 pages long.
but dunno enuf anot. my points look very the shallow.
but finish good enuf oreadi rite??.. yeah.. gd enuf oreadi =)
den came to compre.
my summary i wrote any-ouh-how.
no time dah, but luckily still finish.
wei, predict wat i got for my eng?
i predict a miracle pass.
huhu..
n yar! harris, im still waiting for my Brother In Arms..
btw, i need some help here.
can anybody tell me how to insert songs to my blog here?
tag me k. thanks.
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
Fuh!
Just woke up from a bad dream.
I dunno what i was dreaming though.
Just woke up from a bad dream.
I dunno what i was dreaming though.
i was chased by a zombie or sumthin liddat,
who caught me and ate my brain..
who caught me and ate my brain..
huhu.. scary!
well, just woke up right now.
i dunno how long oreadi i took my nap,
like 2 hours i think.
N guess what? .. i havent study for me eng tml
Btw, what to study anyway??
nth rite.. rite?
(rite???.. eh, i wan ur comment)
well, just woke up right now.
i dunno how long oreadi i took my nap,
like 2 hours i think.
N guess what? .. i havent study for me eng tml
Btw, what to study anyway??
nth rite.. rite?
(rite???.. eh, i wan ur comment)
oklah, gotta go now oreadi..
wanna continue with my dream..
wanna continue with my dream..
today chem paper.
haiya.. dunno wat happen..
lose marks for nth..
pls god.. spare me some miracles..
but dun use it too much..
save for my O level too..
2mr eng..
hopefully my compre can pull up my marks.
i noe for sure compo cannot score one.
if score oso in my dream onli.
or.. if i write about me scoring goals in soccer match..
title to-be "Khairul The WonderKid- New Teenage Sensation"..
as if..
but hey.. dreams do come true u noe..
ya ar..
ouh.. oklah.. im aiming for tat..
MIDYEAR EXAM
English *2mr!!
Malay *Done
Amath *After June
Emath *After June
Physics * Tis Friday
Chem *Done
SS * After June
Geo *After June
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Foouuh...
long time nvr update oreadi dah.
quite bz nowadays.. haiz.. alot of hw.. alot of remedials.. n alot of time taken in sch.
friday the worst dah.
wan to noe y??
I will in sch from 7 am in the morning.. till 10.. acutally till 8.30 lar
budden i still need to go for my religious class.
Fuiyoohh!!
tight schedule huh??
wait2.. havent finish my weekends schedule.
btwn tis 2 days of break.
got soccer training.. got NSSL( Street Soccer tournament).. practise for the Big Walk.
got tis.. got tat.. got toot.. got toad..
alot lar..
ouh yarr.. my english prelim oral.. haha..
good try from me.. but i dun think good enuf.. lack fo ideas man!!..
can talk.. but nth to talk.
n yarr..
tis coming friday.. might probably be one of my most emotional day.. haha.. sentimental dok..
cause it is goin to be my last cckss soccer training b4 i step down..
*sigh*
tis year arguably one of my most memorable time of my soccer career..
we reached the quarter-finals.. n we were just a hair strand away from reaching the semi-final..
wat a waste..
wat a history to cherish..
Just a short goodbye message to my juniors..
"Go taller ah!!... as long as we short.. i dun think we will have the upper hand in our matches..
we have good, balanced team.. with both agile, speedy players.. n strong, bricked defence..
however, our physical attributes are not up to standard.. still lacking.. so i suggest
consumed more calcium n proteins.. haha.. k??.. can??.. good luck ah.. may we achieved better results in the future"..
Selamtz.. (",)
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
Woohoo!!
I finally passed my amath test..
not an ordinary pass..
but DISTINCTION!!!
however, it is not an ordinary distinction..
but FULL MARKS!!!
Fuhh.. really cant believe it man.. simply god's will..
i had no confidence at all wen taking the test..
but hey!!.. i got marks dok..
Hope to repeat the feat again for 2mr's math test.........................
n pls god!.. let tis be my turning point of my life..
Amin
Sunday, April 10, 2005
wat telah happen dah to man utd.. lose to minnows norwich city 2-0..
ouh yar.. i noe y.. no Ryan Giggs ah..
with no Ryan Giggs around.. ManUtd wil be gigi-less up front..
no creativity
no service
no attack no win..
so ManUtd fans out there, i think we better forget about the Premiership Crowns..
CONFIRM maha CONFIRM tat Chelsea will win it tis time..
I mean it..
kk.. for today, i did my spring cleaning for my room..
rite now very comfy seh..
can chill
can relax
can sleep..
eheh.. wait a second.. i still havent done my hw.. die man!.. wat time oreadi??..
11.30 dok.. still got amath, chem n CME..
still somemore got time go out n eat at Al-Azhar.. rite now juz reached home..
klah.. selamatz ah..
n selamtz ah for me too..
Wednesday, April 06, 2005
Monday, April 04, 2005
So sorry everyone..
since been a long long long time i updated my blog..
haha.. simply bz nowadays.. Haiz..
Kk.. around last last sat.. we had our sajak competition at NUS
we won nothing in particular.. except for 2 novels which WE received.. not EACH of us..
im tryin to stressed out on tat.. so now u understand.. (understand wat??).. the prizes so pathetic man.. haha
Den juz yesterday.. i had a soccer tournament.. organized by the Al-Khair Mosque..
I didnt noe tat not onli in our prayers tat we cannot expose to much of our body
tis one oso ah!!.. haiya.. play soccer oso need to wear long pants..
Luckily Hafiz brought extra
We had our own jerseys n im quite proud with it..
U NOe Y?
if u juz take a glance of it.. u may thought tat im wearing The Singapore soccer's team jersey..
haha.. nice. cool .stylo the milo.
btw.. for tis, pls dun ask me how we fared.. exactly like year's performance dah..
we juz simply do not have a finisher..
in 4 matches.. we onli managed to get 2 points..
2 Draws.. 2 Loses..
0-0, 1-2, 0-0, 0-2..
So.. wat do u think??.. from the scoring charts shown above.. as u can see..
we scored onli 1 GOAL!!!
Another pathetic thingy to ponder about.. haha..
BTW... u noe hu scored the the ONE n ONLy pathetic goal?!?!..
ME!!!
MAn.. its was tough.. tat match we played was the toughest.. toughest maha toughest..
I scored from long range shot a.k.a Frank Lampard ShoOttO..
top left-hand corner one. nice.
For ur info.. the last match which we lost 2-0.. it is not bcoz the team was strong or wat..
simply bcoz i didnt play ah
haha.. injured my right thigh.. n i decided to give others chance to play
So.. dun blame me for the last match
at least i got shout instructions at the sidelines..
haha..
Tis thurs,
goin to Sakura Restaurant.
Dunno where.. but i noe our sajak chairman wanted to blanja us,
since we had tried our best in the sajak competition
ALTHOUGH WE LOST..
they told me to expect the unexpected for tat day.
Duuno y. Let see for myself.
~ChilL~//~TaAz~
Thursday, March 17, 2005
Haiyo.. Long time nvr update my blog oreadi.. Very the bz ah..
So.. here's my school result for tis term..
Eng: C6
Amath: E8
Emath: B3
Physics: A2
Chem: B3
Malay: A2
Combined Humans: B3
Haiz.. my amath failed!!!.. wat telah happened??!!.. nvm2, still got time to buck up.. COme on Khai!!.. U can Do IT!!..
Den on th 15th of March, last Saturday.. we had a birthday party at Harris house.. Whose birthday??.. of coz Harris lah.. WE( Me, m.Khairul,Syafiq,haifz,Ismarian,Din, hu else ah.. oh yar.. Amin..) bought him a F50+ Adidas ball.. Nice.
For today.. got nth to talk much.. juz got malay n eng remedial + sajak nye meeting.. tats all lah..
k lah.. very lazy to type more..
So.. here's my school result for tis term..
Eng: C6
Amath: E8
Emath: B3
Physics: A2
Chem: B3
Malay: A2
Combined Humans: B3
Haiz.. my amath failed!!!.. wat telah happened??!!.. nvm2, still got time to buck up.. COme on Khai!!.. U can Do IT!!..
Den on th 15th of March, last Saturday.. we had a birthday party at Harris house.. Whose birthday??.. of coz Harris lah.. WE( Me, m.Khairul,Syafiq,haifz,Ismarian,Din, hu else ah.. oh yar.. Amin..) bought him a F50+ Adidas ball.. Nice.
For today.. got nth to talk much.. juz got malay n eng remedial + sajak nye meeting.. tats all lah..
k lah.. very lazy to type more..
~KhAi~
Friday, March 04, 2005
SPORTS DAY!!
I can't believe tat tis year was goin to be my last year sport's day.. ish3.. very sad ah.. but its ok, Lun Yi was finally BEATEN!!... BY HIS GREATEST RIVAL!!! WHO IS ME!!!!... WooHooo!!!.. hIp HiP hOoRaY!! (",)
I've collected 3 medals.. 1 gold n 2 silver.. not bad ah?!!.. actually i can get another gold medal.. but really wasted man!!!.. it was the 4x100m race.. we were in the 1st position all the way for the first 300m... our last runner, Lun Yi, was supposed to finish off the race with our first ever gold medal in 4x100m.. budden, 'tragedy'' struck..
he stumbled twice.. n gave lots of time to the other competitors to overtake us.. by the time he recovered.. he was like a milimetre away from the 3rd-placed competitor when the he finished the race.. Haiz.. but its ok.. everybody makes mistake.. but hey!!.. at least tat 'tragedy' was a memorable thing to be remembered for a long time..
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100m race
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this race ah.. nth much to talk about lah.. i got 2nd.. obviously Lun Yi was faster den me.. in the first 50m i was leading the race.. budden he always overtake me in the last 50m.. haha.. every year the same ah since sec 1.. however.. i had a very tiny miny skinny close fight with the 3rd-placed competitior, who is also my soccer teammate, Hidayat. I won him by my head. Clever.
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200m race
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this is the most memorable race i had ever had.. i got 1st!!.. wining Lun Yi n Hafiz with onli small fractions of seconds.. Woohoo!!.. Hafiz was surprisingly fast.. he overtook all of us and lead for the first 100m.. but i bounced back n overtook him back.. in which i finally won him..!! haha.. chill.. =P n wat was good about tis race?
The top 3 positions won by our 3 purple house runners.. ME, Hafiz n Lun Yi.. n better still.. 3 of us r formerly from the same class.. haha.. 1/6 n 2/6 rocks!!..
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4x100m
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This one i thought i say about it oreadi.. haha.. go back n read the first para.. (",)
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10x200m
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Haiz.. i think all the race memorable lah.. cause tis one is oso one of my memorable event!! We were leading in the first half of the race.. thanks to Nazilah, Hafiz, Farzaana n Jin Hon.. budden Delia was overtaken till we third.. after tat, Lun Yi, Jannah n Gilregy helped to close up the gaps between us and the 2nd-placed blue hous team.. wen came to Yi Hong.. she closed up the gap more till she was juz behind the blue house girl's runner.. i was the last runner, as well as other Khairul, hu was in the blue house.. when Khairul finally managed to get the baton n ran first.. i was in the process getting the baton.. but hey!!..
WE GOT 2ND!!.. WOOHOO!!... i managed to overtake khairul.. n i remembered waving to the supporters in the last 20m of the race. Nice!! i could not ask for a more better ending in my last year of sport's day.. Simply Sweet n Memorable.
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PIZZA ENDING
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We end our memorable day by having our lunch at Pizza Hut.. Yum Yum!! tat day i 'cabut' from my friday prayers.. not bcoz i lazy ah.. onli tat i had purple stains on my scalp.. Hafiz agh!.. he sprayed thick purple sprays on my head.. till it reached my scalp n dried.. chicken u!
After tat, we went to Harris house.. play PS2 lah of course.. there i met up with Khairul, Syaifq, Amin, Din, Ismarian, Rashid n Kamen.. they were waiting for me to play soccer..budden i had to go home early cause got religious class... lerr..
klah.. i wanna stop here.. i will write more if i got the time.. TaAz!!
I can't believe tat tis year was goin to be my last year sport's day.. ish3.. very sad ah.. but its ok, Lun Yi was finally BEATEN!!... BY HIS GREATEST RIVAL!!! WHO IS ME!!!!... WooHooo!!!.. hIp HiP hOoRaY!! (",)
I've collected 3 medals.. 1 gold n 2 silver.. not bad ah?!!.. actually i can get another gold medal.. but really wasted man!!!.. it was the 4x100m race.. we were in the 1st position all the way for the first 300m... our last runner, Lun Yi, was supposed to finish off the race with our first ever gold medal in 4x100m.. budden, 'tragedy'' struck..
he stumbled twice.. n gave lots of time to the other competitors to overtake us.. by the time he recovered.. he was like a milimetre away from the 3rd-placed competitor when the he finished the race.. Haiz.. but its ok.. everybody makes mistake.. but hey!!.. at least tat 'tragedy' was a memorable thing to be remembered for a long time..
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100m race
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this race ah.. nth much to talk about lah.. i got 2nd.. obviously Lun Yi was faster den me.. in the first 50m i was leading the race.. budden he always overtake me in the last 50m.. haha.. every year the same ah since sec 1.. however.. i had a very tiny miny skinny close fight with the 3rd-placed competitior, who is also my soccer teammate, Hidayat. I won him by my head. Clever.
---------------
200m race
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this is the most memorable race i had ever had.. i got 1st!!.. wining Lun Yi n Hafiz with onli small fractions of seconds.. Woohoo!!.. Hafiz was surprisingly fast.. he overtook all of us and lead for the first 100m.. but i bounced back n overtook him back.. in which i finally won him..!! haha.. chill.. =P n wat was good about tis race?
The top 3 positions won by our 3 purple house runners.. ME, Hafiz n Lun Yi.. n better still.. 3 of us r formerly from the same class.. haha.. 1/6 n 2/6 rocks!!..
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4x100m
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This one i thought i say about it oreadi.. haha.. go back n read the first para.. (",)
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10x200m
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Haiz.. i think all the race memorable lah.. cause tis one is oso one of my memorable event!! We were leading in the first half of the race.. thanks to Nazilah, Hafiz, Farzaana n Jin Hon.. budden Delia was overtaken till we third.. after tat, Lun Yi, Jannah n Gilregy helped to close up the gaps between us and the 2nd-placed blue hous team.. wen came to Yi Hong.. she closed up the gap more till she was juz behind the blue house girl's runner.. i was the last runner, as well as other Khairul, hu was in the blue house.. when Khairul finally managed to get the baton n ran first.. i was in the process getting the baton.. but hey!!..
WE GOT 2ND!!.. WOOHOO!!... i managed to overtake khairul.. n i remembered waving to the supporters in the last 20m of the race. Nice!! i could not ask for a more better ending in my last year of sport's day.. Simply Sweet n Memorable.
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PIZZA ENDING
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We end our memorable day by having our lunch at Pizza Hut.. Yum Yum!! tat day i 'cabut' from my friday prayers.. not bcoz i lazy ah.. onli tat i had purple stains on my scalp.. Hafiz agh!.. he sprayed thick purple sprays on my head.. till it reached my scalp n dried.. chicken u!
After tat, we went to Harris house.. play PS2 lah of course.. there i met up with Khairul, Syaifq, Amin, Din, Ismarian, Rashid n Kamen.. they were waiting for me to play soccer..budden i had to go home early cause got religious class... lerr..
klah.. i wanna stop here.. i will write more if i got the time.. TaAz!!
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